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Espresso Macchiato - Eurovision 2025 (Mug)
Espresso Macchiato - Eurovision 2025 (Mug)
Here's the most uselessly stylish mug for your kitchen. Inspired by Tommy Cash at Eurovision — yes, that moment when you yelled "what am I even watching?!" before applauding anyway — this mug celebrates everything that made his performance as incomprehensible as it was brilliant.
🫠 What's in this mug?
- 30% bad English
- 30% kitchen Italian
- 40% possessed fangirl
- 100% espresso we never asked for
🛸 Mug highlights:
- Makes your coffee 200% more absurd
- Scares away people without a sense of humor
- Perfect for starting the day like a half-awake Baltic performer
🎁 Ideal for gifting to:
- Your friend who quotes the music video at parties
- Yourself, to remind you that art doesn't need to make sense
- Anyone who says "it was awful" but watched it 5 times
- Anyone who laughed (or cried) during the Eurovision 2025 semi-final
- Made in France by a (very) small workshop in Lille
- Mug information
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